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Trouser Snake?

Posted in Chippendales, gossip, hot, las vegas, secrets, Sex with tags , , , , on June 16, 2011 by sexsinthecity

You watch a 2-hour movie, its over, you are about to go to the bathroom and as the credits begin to roll, so does the blooper reel. You find yourself once again glued to your seat because lets face it perfection is not so interesting. Ask anyone over 25 and they will say, “reality TV is so stupid, I hate the Jersey Shore” however ask to see their DVR and you will see a mad dash for the remote. The truth is that stupid or not, if people didn’t watch it, it wouldn’t be on. Lets face it if there was no hope in me dishing out some backstage shenanigans in this post…would you still be reading it? Probably not and I’m ok with that, so lets get to what you really want to hear about. The Chippendales have great jobs, no one is arguing that but you work in a bakery long enough and you lose your taste for cookies. The guys love their jobs and more so their fans but guess what…they get bored too. So what do they do to keep things interesting on stage, naturally they play pranks on each other! Let me paint you a picture: You’re a Chippendales dancer and your scene is coming up next. It’s a sultry shower scene and you are the only one on stage, you really have to sell this. Backstage your getting mentally prepared, maybe you picture being in the shower with your significant other, maybe your alone in the shower and you pretend someone is watching, you’re starting to feel really sexy, getting into character, you’re ready to go out there and get this room full of women to believe. You get in the “stage” shower, the water hits you, you run your hands down your body, you look down, and BAM a snake is in there with you, and not a trouser snake. Nope I mean a SNAKE, a mouse swallowing body-crushing snake. Yeah that just happened. Now what? Well you work it in there as if there is no snake, hope for the best, and get the two Chipps off stage laughing their asses off back in anyway you can. The performer who this actually happened to (and I assure you it did) handled himself like a pro, not one lady in the audience knew there was a serpent in there, and I’d bet someone who was in that crowd is reading this right now and has no idea they were there, now that’s dedication. Well, said performer certainly got them back, but you will have to tune in next week to see how. In the mean time how would you retaliate? What’s the most sinister prank you’ve ever played? Who knows maybe our guys will take some tips from you for next time!

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Panty Dropper

Posted in Chippendales, gossip, hot, las vegas, secrets, Sex, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on June 8, 2011 by sexsinthecity

Chippendales - Las Vegas Male Revue - Bachelorette Party “Ladies welcome to the show, please no flash photography. “ What they should say is please no flashing. You think the guys are wild? Please gentleman you have nothing on these ladies. There’s no showroom that compares to the Chippendales showroom at The Rio in Las Vegas, for women that is. It seems to be a no holds barred black hole of wild, sexual energy, and that’s not taking into account what’s happening on stage. Not to mention that with Jeff Timmons from 98º hosting the show things have gotten hotter than ever.  Female sexuality has changed and evolved over the years and is now more accepted than it has ever been, the women at the show have certainly received that memo, maybe more than once. Now I’m no prude and I’ve seen my fair share of lewd behavior but this crowd makes me blush! Just the other night I was minding my own business watching the show, (and watching the crowd) when I got hit in the head with a pair of panties. Yep no need to read that line again you were right the first time. One of our fans (and ours are the BEST fans ) apparently felt restricted by her thong (makes sense, it is a lot of constraining material) and deemed it necessary to launch it at the stage.  Now had she referred to the laws of aero dynamics she would have adjusted the force with which she threw it and it may have reached the stage, but alas it hit me in the face.  Now I’m not judging but the lady in question had on an exceptionally short dress and exceptionally tall heels, so her night out post show was surely an interesting one.  Sure I could’ve returned said panties but really where’s the fun in that? As far as I’m concerned the moment your thong becomes airborne you relinquish all your rights to that particular thong. To be perfectly honest she didn’t seem the least bit concerned as to their location, and more power to her. In a room with no one to judge you (except maybe your mom) why not let loose?  Women are baring it all in many other places less appropriate than The Chippendales Show.  Cosmo calls it Boobs On Parade , have you ever bared it all in front of a crowd? Where were you? What was the reaction?

Naughty or Nice?

Posted in Chippendales, gossip, secrets, Sex, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 1, 2011 by sexsinthecity

Chippendale gets the axe

       Sex in public….naughty or nice? We are bombarded with sex in our faces every day. We see it in marketing, advertising, movies, and shows, and what is acceptable for prime time today would have been unheard of 15 years ago, so should it still be a punishable offense?
In a town referred to as sin city you would think the repercussions of such an act would be more lenient than say Birmingham, Alabama, well you would think wrong. One of our guys or rather former guys, found this out the hard way last week.
After the show he and a lady friend apparently got caught up in the moment in a place that some might consider public. Ok so it was the parking lot of a restaurant, pretty public I suppose. Now, had they not gotten caught we would give them kudos for such a risqué rendezvous, but alas they were not so lucky. So after an unexpected trip to the police station I collected the Chippendale who, except for his bruised ego was relatively unharmed. As we sat in the car my first instinct was of-course to scold him for his irresponsible actions, he does represent a company at the end of the day but, after I thought about it, did he really do anything wrong? In the eyes of The Chippendales he did and was fired, rightfully so in my opinion as an employee but, as a person, I’m not so sure.
You can say what you like but when you see it in a movie are you incredulous? I know I’m not, jealous maybe but offended, doubtful. If Cosmo can devote an entire section to this very topic how can we expect people to not emulate? So was his only mistake getting caught? I guess with a little practice he will have better luck next time and if he/ or you the reader are looking for some advice there is no shortage of sources. Check out the Cosmo article with not only suggestions but, examples of where and how you can do this successfully.

What is the craziest place you’ve been naughty? How did you make sure you didn’t get caught?

Sex Sin The City

Posted in Chippendales, gossip, secrets, Sex with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 21, 2011 by sexsinthecity

Chippendales - Torso        I won’t tell you my name, and you will probably never see my face but what I will do is let you in on a very unique view that I have, of a very unique lifestyle, that I am now privet to.  Before I jump into the juicy stuff I need you to understand that I am an ordinary person, who lives an ordinary life, who has happened to stumble upon one extra-ordinary job.

About a month ago a great bar that I used to manage in Manhattan met its untimely death and with that came the casualty of my unemployment.  Yeah I know everyone is in the same boat, but it is not about my misfortune that I intend to write but rather the unexpected turn of events that has led me to where I am today.  As “judgment day” loomed over my head I thought and thought “what am I going to do?” I am no office minion and 9-5 just doesn’t suit me, but it was becoming more and more apparent, as my bank account grew smaller and smaller that I would have to leave the glamour of the night life behind….or would I? Let’s call it “a job fell in my lap”. Get those dirty thoughts out of your head because that is NOT what happened.  It was a great opportunity but it came with some serious side effects, like relocation and late nights with sexy guys….poor me. So, it was with great sorrow that I packed my bags and left the blaring lights of the Big City for the flashing lights of Sin City. OK so maybe not with great sorrow, maybe not with any sorrow at all, maybe with my head held high and a shit eating grin I got on a plane and started my new life as an employee of the world  famous Chippendales.

No I do not wax my chest nor do my pecs glisten, I don’t have a washboard stomach and my gyrating skills leave something to be desired, in fact I’m not a guy. I work for the corporate offices (yeah I said it Chippendales has corporate offices) in Las Vegas, city of bright lights and broken dreams.  What I do is irrelevant and what my hours are even more so because the backstage perks *wink wink, and Vegas access make up for anything “corporate” about this job.  The anonymity of my ramblings, as you can now see, is in effort to protect the parties involved.

Behind the fancy show, bright lights and costume changes there is a group of surprisingly interesting guys who day in and day out make me laugh and certainly keep me on my toes, (they would keep some of you on your knees…HA!)  I know shocking that they could be interesting being that they are  good-looking, six-pack having, chest shining, bench pressing, hip shaking, group of men  but alas I digress. The bottom line is that I don’t really know who these guys are yet and how much of their stage lives transcends their real ones but it is my mission to find out for you, the curious woman or the insecure gentleman. What really is behind the Men of Chippendales?…..after all for every exceptionally hot guy in this world there is a woman who is sick of fucking him….isn’t there?

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